| CLUB REKKID |
[13 Jan 2010|11:32am] |
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I bet you if Wyclef Jean were the American ambassador to Haiti he'd do a really good job. Earthquake or no.
Back to school work.
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| GOOD TO GREAT. GOOD ENOUGH? |
[11 Jan 2010|09:13pm] |
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I would like an A in Org. Theory, but I do not want to attend boring lectures, read convoluted theory, write a term paper or do any course work at all, really.
...Darn.
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| TAKE THAT |
[07 Jan 2010|10:28pm] |
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The Magnetic Fields |
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I donated my most recent GST cheque to the Liberal Party.
And I'm not even joking.
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| TWENTY-SOMETHING GIRLS, THIRTY-SOMETHING WOMEN* |
[04 Jan 2010|01:17am] |
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Swans |
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I'm just going to hibernate until February 21, 2017.
All accounts suggest everything is better in your thirties.
*Yes, this is definitely the title of an episode of Sex and the City. Give me a break.
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| FIRST SENTENCE OF EVERY MONTH OF 2009 |
[01 Jan 2010|06:24pm] |
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Buddy Holly |
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January: My hips hurt and my forearms are covered in bruises.
February: I am really, really thankful that I have lady-friends who can discuss the Little House on the Prairie and Anne of Green Gables series with me in almost alarming complexity.
March: Tonight at Adam's the security guard told me I couldn't come into the building if I had any more drunk guys with me.
April:Part of my basement is flooded, but I am not going to complain because hundreds of people in this province are facing the destruction of their homes entirely.
May: Way to keep making me cringe, Winnipeg acquaintances.
June: "Le bon Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son métier."
July: Je t'adore.
August: Oh Jesus Christ, just shut up already.
September: None of you better get married anytime soon.
October:Would it be really, really silly if I got a mama-inspired tattoo of a WWII-era syringe designed specially for live, direct, inter-human blood transfusions?
November: If I hear one more Republican politician call for a decrease in gun control laws after this latest round of nonsense, I shall cross the border, buy a gun, and blow my own brains out.
December: Did I mention he totally doesn't do it for me, sexually?
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| UNTITLED |
[24 Dec 2009|01:38pm] |
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| INSULTS AND MEDICINE |
[23 Dec 2009|09:20pm] |
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The most frustrating part about calling someone a Philistine is that if they truly deserve the epithet they'll have no idea what you're talking about.
In other news, my pelvis is still sore. I hope everyone is well.
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| UNTITLED (XMAS) |
[22 Dec 2009|08:17am] |
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Thank you for the Christmas card, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) vancityk8y!
You are the sweetest bee!
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| NO PUNCTUATION, NO FUTURE |
[21 Dec 2009|04:27pm] |
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"Merry Christmas, I Don't Want to Fight Tonight" - Ramones |
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All I want for Christmas is a bill outlawing the run-on sentence.
In other news, it is unlikely I have ovarian cancer.
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| STILLNESS LAY |
[20 Dec 2009|01:05pm] |
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"Brand New Song" - Andrew Neville and the Poor Choices |
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I don't have anything to say.
Maintain radio silence.
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| UNTITLED (LAND OF THE FREE) |
[12 Dec 2009|09:23am] |
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I don't want to hear anymore opinions from male politicians on the topics of healthcare coverage for abortions. It's not your decision. Shut up. I'm lookin' at you, Stupak and Nelson.
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| I'LL POSITION YOUR STRATEGY IN A MINUTE |
[07 Dec 2009|07:10pm] |
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"Run, Fay, Run" - Isaac Hayes |
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Why is it always pasty, out-of-shape, white guys that love to quote The Art of War? Call me back when you're done playing video games and we'll see if you can ACTUALLY hack a land war in Asia.
It's not the same as getting stoned and playing Risk in your friend's mom's basement, you dumb cunt!
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| UNTITLED (LINDA RONSTADT IS AWESOME) |
[06 Dec 2009|02:44am] |
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I ain't saying you ain't pretty,
All I'm saying is I'm not ready
For any person, place, or thing
To try and pull the reins in on me...
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| YOU'RE SO COOL, COUNT BASIE |
[23 Nov 2009|03:33pm] |
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A guy in my Org. Theory class was just elected MLA for Concordia, and I can't help but feel a failure. Oh well. Maybe it would be neat to work for an MLA or MPA next year.
Here. Watch this.
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