| FORT HOOD. ORLANDO. |
[07 Nov 2009|12:49am] |
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If I hear one more Republican politician call for a decrease in gun control laws after this latest round of nonsense, I shall cross the border, buy a gun, and blow my own brains out.
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| SWINE |
[28 Oct 2009|02:44pm] |
The H1N1 vaccine has made me sleepy.
Very, very sleepy.
*falls over.*
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| ON WOMEN'S POLITICAL REPRESENTATION |
[20 Oct 2009|11:37pm] |
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"Rebel Rouser" - The Ventures |
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"We lose the things we don't pay attention to. We lose the things we don't respect."
--Susan Thompson, former mayor of Winnipeg.
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| TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME |
[24 Sep 2009|11:13pm] |
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"Jersey Bounce" - Dizzy Gillespie |
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The next bitch who tells me she wants to be a Suicide Girl is going to get a giant punch in the face.
...Okay, well not really, but I'll be very sour indeed.
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| BOND COMPANY STOOGE |
[20 Sep 2009|02:50am] |
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"Shake, Rattle & Roll" - Bill Haley version |
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When I grow up, I want to be a blues shouter, a bagel-maker and Clerk of the Works.
In other news, I realized tonight that it's been a long time since I've seen the stars.
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| MY FAVOURITE MARCHING SONG EVER |
[11 Sep 2009|12:46am] |
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Hitler has only got one ball!
And Goering, his are very small.
Himmler, his balls are similar,
and Goebbels has no balls at all!
...Repeat ad nauseum until it is time for your squadron to rest and/or save the world from Nazis.
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| THING #5932 I LIKE ABOUT CANADA |
[10 Sep 2009|08:07am] |
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You can heckle whomever you want in the House of Commons and not have to apologize for it nationally half an hour later.
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| THE COUNTDOWN STARTS |
[05 Sep 2009|02:38am] |
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"Cubana Be, Cubana Bop" - Dizzy Gillespie |
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In eight months I will graduate from university.
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| DECADENT |
[02 Sep 2009|12:25am] |
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The Duggar family does not believe that female children should attend post-secondary education.
And they get their own tv show? If I went around burning crosses would I get at least a day-time talk show?
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| CHAPEL |
[01 Sep 2009|10:10am] |
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Buzzcocks |
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None of you better get married anytime soon.
I simply cannot afford it.
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| HITLERUM AD REDUCTUM |
[31 Aug 2009|03:42pm] |
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"If You Wanna Be Happy" - Jimmy Soul |
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I met a kitty in a pet shelter recently that had a perfect little Hitler mustache. I called up my mom and told her I was going to adopt this kitty. She told me that the idea of me choosing a companion animal on the basis of its resemblance to a deceased dictator and megalomaniac was troublesome to her.
There is no Hitler cat sleeping in my house at this time.
I am also not excited to go back to school.
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| LITTLE HELL |
[17 Aug 2009|09:56pm] |
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One of my top five favourite Canadian history facts is that for the 1993 federal election, the Liberal Party chose Trooper's "Raise a Little Hell" as their theme song. Laugh if you want, but they won the election and stayed in power for 13 years. Can you not picture Chrétien pumping his fist to that while Preston Manning looks on in disapproval?
What are some of your favourite moments in Canada's history? And please spare me accounts of how the British burned down the White House during the war of 1812. It's overplayed.
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| UNTITLED |
[03 Aug 2009|11:47pm] |
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"Crosstown Traffic" - Jimi Hendrix |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) caching!
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| UNTITLED |
[02 Aug 2009|02:55pm] |
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Oh Jesus Christ, just shut up already.
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| THE BEST OF THESE VIRTUES |
[29 Jul 2009|07:32pm] |
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"Disorder at the Border" - Dizzy Gillespie |
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Is "Chasity" an actual given name, or has it just become one because so many people misspell "Chastity?" If it's some kind of common surname, or a name in its own right (ie: Mikel is an actual name in Hebrew that has nothing to do with people spelling Michael wrong), someone let me know. I keep meeting all these Chasitys from Up North, if you get what I'm sayin'.
Why you're attempting to name someone Chastity if you done went got yourself knocked up in the first place is a mystery to me. It's like how "Trinity" has somehow become a semi-popular name for little girls. If you want a good biblical virtue, go with Patience or Charity. ...But consult a dictionary, please.
Thank you.
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| GIRL GROUPS |
[28 Jul 2009|08:15pm] |
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The Toys |
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This is totally one of my favourite songs and has been since I was about six. So schmaltzy but so good!
And yeah, if you were wondering, it's totally Bach's "Minuet in G Minor."
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| I SAW CHRETIEN AT SCHWARTZ'S |
[28 Jul 2009|06:10pm] |
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"Murderers" - John Frusciante |
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I would move to Montreal like everyone else, except I am not interested in making films or art of any kind.
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