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heather j.

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(i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

MORE UGLY ROCKSTARS. (THANK YOU, ENGLAND) [26 Nov 2009|05:20am]
[ mood | awake ]



I'll never get over this shit.

(2 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

YOU'RE SO COOL, COUNT BASIE [23 Nov 2009|03:33pm]
[ mood | sick ]

A guy in my Org. Theory class was just elected MLA for Concordia, and I can't help but feel a failure. Oh well. Maybe it would be neat to work for an MLA or MPA next year.

Here. Watch this.

(5 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

WE'RE NOT JUST KIDS, TO SAY THE LEAST [22 Nov 2009|02:31am]
[ mood | confused ]

Requested information package from U-Mass' school of Public Affairs. Here goes nothing.

(1 cautionary tale | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

COOKS OF LIVEJOURNAL II [20 Nov 2009|12:13pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | "Gloria" - Them. ]

I am now the proud owner of a bright orange, 3.5-quart, oval Le Creuset dutch oven. It seems my mom has had it since 1976 and has used it no more than thrice. Thanks, mama!

...Now I just need some recipes that call for a dutch oven instead of a giant soup pot. Oh well. If all else fails, I can use it
a.) in place of free weights, 'cause that thing is heavy or
b.) to brain my enemies.

I like it almost as much as the adorable skull-lady bag that [info]matchstik brought me from Mexicola. I keep my towel and flip-flops in it for when I go to aquasize! Thanks, lady. &hearts

(2 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

JUST SAYING [18 Nov 2009|05:13pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I am going to apply for the graduate school in public policy at UMass in Boston. I probably won't get in, but damn, it would be so cool if I did.

(3 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

COOKS OF LIVEJOURNAL, LEND ME YOUR EARS [18 Nov 2009|10:18am]
[ mood | tired ]

Where should I go to buy myself a really good soup pot that I can use for many years of soup-and-stew bliss?

I'm totally coveting a yellow Le Creuset, but don't know that spending $350 is appropriate.

(2 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

I LOVE AVOCADO, YOU SEE [13 Nov 2009|02:35pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

All of this monounsaturated fat is killing my stomach.

Suggestions?

(3 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

LAZY LADY PASTA SAUCE [12 Nov 2009|10:55pm]
[ mood | calm ]

I know it's such a simple recipe, but I dig me some pasta. And pasta sauce!

*2.5 cups diced tomatos (plus their liquid.) You can use fresh or canned.
*1 cup salt-free tinned tomato sauce/tomato puree. (Mama is concerned about her sodium intake. So I used this.)
*0.5 cup tomato paste.
*Some (minced) garlic cloves. I love garlic, so I used 4 cloves.
*1 medium onion, chopped.
*Herbs and spices: I recommend oregano, basil, salt&pepper and red pepper flakes.
*1-2 TBS olive oil.
*1lb extra-lean, ground turkey (optional)
*Any other veggies you like.

01. Throw your oil into large, shallow saucepan. Let heat on low for a few minutes.
02. Sautee your onions, garlic and meat on med until meat is cooked through.
03. Add all manner of tomatoes and spices. Stir and cook on med heat for a few minutes.
04. Add your other veggies. I used green pepper and celery. Om nom nom!
05. Cover and let simmer on low heat for 45 minutes or so.
06. Eat on your very favourite whole wheat pasta.

I served steamed broccoli as a side dish. Yay!

(i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

MAUER [09 Nov 2009|04:32pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I wish I was old enough to remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.

(3 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY [07 Nov 2009|01:42pm]
[ mood | calm ]

A very happy birthday to [info]revoltedpeasant, [info]1900mixalot and [info]thisisjustatrap who all have birthdays today!

In addition, best wishes to [info]kippyhiller, who wasn't strangled at birth either.

(3 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

FORT HOOD. ORLANDO. [07 Nov 2009|12:49am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

If I hear one more Republican politician call for a decrease in gun control laws after this latest round of nonsense, I shall cross the border, buy a gun, and blow my own brains out.

(2 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

SWINE [28 Oct 2009|02:44pm]
The H1N1 vaccine has made me sleepy.

Very, very sleepy.

*falls over.*

(1 cautionary tale | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

ON WOMEN'S POLITICAL REPRESENTATION [20 Oct 2009|11:37pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | "Rebel Rouser" - The Ventures ]

"We lose the things we don't pay attention to. We lose the things we don't respect."

--Susan Thompson, former mayor of Winnipeg.

(8 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME [24 Sep 2009|11:13pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | "Jersey Bounce" - Dizzy Gillespie ]

The next bitch who tells me she wants to be a Suicide Girl is going to get a giant punch in the face.

...Okay, well not really, but I'll be very sour indeed.

(i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

BOND COMPANY STOOGE [20 Sep 2009|02:50am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | "Shake, Rattle & Roll" - Bill Haley version ]

When I grow up, I want to be a blues shouter, a bagel-maker and Clerk of the Works.

In other news, I realized tonight that it's been a long time since I've seen the stars.

(4 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO PAINT YOUR CHAIR? [17 Sep 2009|07:51am]
[ mood | sick ]

Hi.

I apologize for all the poncy melodrama.

Radio Jerkface signing off.

(i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

MY FAVOURITE MARCHING SONG EVER [11 Sep 2009|12:46am]
[ mood | tired ]

Hitler has only got one ball!
And Goering, his are very small.
Himmler, his balls are similar,
and Goebbels has no balls at all!


...Repeat ad nauseum until it is time for your squadron to rest and/or save the world from Nazis.

(i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

THING #5932 I LIKE ABOUT CANADA [10 Sep 2009|08:07am]
[ mood | awake ]

You can heckle whomever you want in the House of Commons and not have to apologize for it nationally half an hour later.

(1 cautionary tale | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

THE COUNTDOWN STARTS [05 Sep 2009|02:38am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | "Cubana Be, Cubana Bop" - Dizzy Gillespie ]

In eight months I will graduate from university.

(4 cautionary tales | i've got 40 000 angry women behind me.)

DECADENT [02 Sep 2009|12:25am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

The Duggar family does not believe that female children should attend post-secondary education.

And they get their own tv show? If I went around burning crosses would I get at least a day-time talk show?

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